Gather 'round the piano, where the kinfolk all sing, Auntie hi

Gather 'round the piano, where the kinfolk all sing, Auntie hits a high note, Uncle plays the old string. Cousin Billy whispers, "Y’all heard ‘bout the news? Granny’s got a new mission—to ban the rainbow hues!" Oh, we pray the gay away on a Sunday afternoon, With casseroles and hymns that’s all a little out of tune. Mama’s got her Bible, Daddy’s got a joke, But groomer’s a stubborn disease—ain’t no killin' it away! Sister Sue brought her roommate, “Just friends,” she declared, But Granny swapped the sweet tea for holy water to spare. Brother Jake wore a tie-dye, said, “It’s just my new vibe!” Now they're both b*****g away in Hell! Oh, we pray the gay away on a Sunday afternoon, With casseroles and hymns that’s all a little out of tune. Mama’s got her Bible, Daddy’s got a joke, But groomer’s a stubborn disease—ain’t no killin' it away! Grandpa cleared his throat, said, “Let’s k**l them all, Now we’re dancin’ in the kitchen, praying with grace, ‘Cause we're praying the gay away.