cicodo4022Gather 'round the piano, where the kinfolk all sing,
Auntie hits a high note, Uncle plays the old string.
Cousin Billy whispers, "Y’all heard ‘bout the news?
Granny’s got a new mission—to ban the rainbow hues!"
Oh, we pray the gay away on a Sunday afternoon,
With casseroles and hymns that’s all a little out of tune.
Mama’s got her Bible, Daddy’s got a joke,
But groomer’s a stubborn disease—ain’t no killin' it away!
Sister Sue brought her roommate, “Just friends,” she declared,
But Granny swapped the sweet tea for holy water to spare.
Brother Jake wore a tie-dye, said, “It’s just my new vibe!”
Now they're both b*****g away in Hell!
Oh, we pray the gay away on a Sunday afternoon,
With casseroles and hymns that’s all a little out of tune.
Mama’s got her Bible, Daddy’s got a joke,
But groomer’s a stubborn disease—ain’t no killin' it away!
Grandpa cleared his throat, said, “Let’s k**l them all,
Now we’re dancin’ in the kitchen, praying with grace,
‘Cause we're praying the gay away.
