I am tired of all the lame shit
All the fake chefs, enough of it
Y'all can have skills, but still miss the bit
Speed is only half of the pit
No you gotta make that food taste good
It is two one one one, as it should
Two parts salt, one part pepper, which would
One part garlic, one onion, granulated if could
To spice it all up, no pun intended
Add some orange peel, now extend it
Follow up with Italian seasoning, comprehend it
Now mix in a bowl, and don't pretend shit
Every chef in the world, take heed and listen
Y'all lil boys and girls, when the flavor not kickin
If you got a problem with that, let the tears glisten
My food is pure, the flavor never missin
Ya if you want to spice it up more
Don't buy taco spice at the store
3 parts chili powder, one and half cumin, no more
Add in 2 parts salt, one garlic, one onion, one pepper, then snore
This is my spice song, it will teach you stuff
I am giving you the base, of my cooking, no bluff
Knowledge is the best I can share, and it was rough
Blending spices for 17 years, suck it, it was tough
Nah I had to mess up many of meals
I had enough of the salty mixes, no deals
Store brand disgusting, they put rocks in then seal
Just to keep the moisture out, life steals
Every chef in the world, take heed and listen
Y'all lil boys and girls, when the flavor not kickin
If you got a problem with that, let the tears glisten
My food is pure, the flavor never missin
