Late last night in a haunted loo, I felt a chill, oh what to d

Late last night in a haunted loo, I felt a chill, oh what to do? A trembling fright ran down my spine, Was this the end…or just too much wine? Spooky dookie, lurking near, Haunts the pipes—won’t disappear! Phantom flushes, eerie sounds, It’s the most cursed thing in town! I reached for TP, held my breath, But the roll vanished—scared to death! Ghostly groaning, shadows creep, Why did I eat that burrito heap? Spooky dookie, lurking near, Haunts the pipes—won’t disappear! Phantom flushes, eerie sounds, It’s the most cursed thing in town! Plungers fail, plumbers flee, It’s unleashed, it’s haunting me! A restroom horror—pure despair, It left its mark, **but wasn’t there!** Spooky dookie, here to stay, Cursed the bowl—ran away! If you hear a midnight m**n… RUN! It’s already found your throne!