🎶 "Shouldn’t Have Eaten Out" By: Yautja Xenomorph & The Gritty Bits

[Verse 1] Well it started on a Friday, I was feelin’ bold Cravin’ something spicy, greasy, hot or cold Went to a diner on the edge of town Didn’t think twice when I sat down The waitress winked and said “You’re in for a treat” Next thing I know I was elbows-deep in meat Had a side of slaw and a piece of pie Woke up the next day with a bloodshot eye [Chorus] Shouldn’t have eaten out, now I’m payin’ the price Got that red-eye look that don’t feel nice Ain’t talkin’ romance, no sweet alibi Just a crusty old case of pink eye Thought I was livin’ large, now I’m feelin’ gross Lord, I shoulda just stayed home with some beans and toast [Verse 2] Tried to play it cool, went back to the bar My buddy said, “Dang, you look like you fought a car” I said, “Nah, man, it’s just a little bug” He backed away slow like I asked for a hug Now my girl won’t kiss me, won’t hold my hand Says I’m lookin’ like a one-eyed rockin’ man Tried to tell her it’s not what it seems But she’s sprayin’ Lysol all over my jeans [Chorus] Shouldn’t have eaten out, now I’m stuck at home Staring through a cold compress all alone A lesson learned with a teary eye Next time I’ll skip the chili fries No more risky meals on the go Just me and my microwave burrito [Bridge] Oh mama said, “Boy, you best think twice ‘Bout where you sit and what you bite” Now I know she was talkin’ truth Ain’t no cure for a dumb man’s youth [Final Chorus] Shouldn’t have eaten out, shoulda played it safe Now I’m red-eyed, swollen, feelin’ outta place No love, no beer, can’t even drive All 'cause I went out and tried to feel alive Now I’m sittin’ here in my cotton robe With pink eye… and a warning globe [Outro] Yeah, next time I get that kind of urge I’ll just call in and get me some DoorDash splurge... (harmonica fades out)