Wrench in one hand net in the other

Out on the lake just before first light, Kev’s in the cabin, somethin’ ain’t right. Gas motor coughin’, sputterin’ slow, Distributor’s toast, but he’s ready to go. Drops to the deck, cracks open the lid, Tools in the tackle box — yeah, he’s that kid. While most folks stall, Kev leans in tight, Rebuilds the spark and he’s back in the f***t. Chorus 🎶 Got a wrench in one hand, net in the other, Pullin’ two kings like it ain’t no bother. One eye on the carb, one on the rod, He’s twistin’ that cap while praisin’ God. He don’t miss a b**t, just like no other— That’s Captain Kev, one smooth mother… 🎶 Verse 2 From the engine room, he hears that zing, Both rods dancin’—double hook king. Yells, “Grab the helm, I’ll get these two!” Comes up swingin’ in a cloud of fuel. Hands full of grease, grin on his face, Two fish floppin’ like a wild goose chase. With timing set and both kings flailed, He’s back at the wheel, mission nailed. (Repeat Chorus) Bridge He ain’t runnin’ diesel, that gas got p***h, Distributor wired like he skipped lunch. Flyin’ through chop with a salmon swing, Kev’s the king with a mid-lake bling. Final Chorus 🎶 Wrench in one hand, net in the other, Sparkin’ that motor, landin’ another. Fish on deck and the lines still tight, Captain Kev doin’ both things right. He don’t miss a b**t — bad like no other — Yeah that’s Captain Kev… One wrench-twistin’, fish-slingin’ mother— 🎶