Verse 1:
Mike Edwards, just forty years old
With a tree stump company, his story's been told
But there’s something twisted behind that grin
A bad dad with a prank call to begin
Chorus:
Bad dad, Mike Edwards, what's your game?
You think you’re funny, but it’s all the same
Prank calls in the night, you're a joke, not a man
You’ll never understand, you’ll never understand
Verse 2:
You tore us apart when we were just teens
Laughed on the phone, left us in between
Years have passed, but the damage is real
The jokes you made, they still hurt, they still feel
Chorus:
Bad dad, Mike Edwards, what's your game?
You think you’re funny, but it’s all the same
Prank calls in the night, you're a joke, not a man
You’ll never understand, you’ll never understand
Bridge:
Now you’re forty, still stuck in your ways
Hiding behind the calls, pretending to play
But there’s no love in your twisted world
Just broken hearts and a life unfurled
Chorus:
Bad dad, Mike Edwards, what's your game?
You think you’re funny, but it’s all the same
Prank calls in the night, you're a joke, not a man
You’ll never understand, you’ll never understand
Outro:
Bad dad, Mike Edwards, it’s too late now
You’ll never fix what you broke, you don’t know how
A tree stump company’s just a front, a lie
While we’re left here, asking why… why…