Zacke the Gassy Dog

Country style – slow tempo with guitar, banjo, and harmonica [Verse 1] Well I got a dog, his name is Zacke, Big ol’ mutt with a tail that’s wacky. He’s loyal and sweet, but here’s the twist— He’ll clear the room with just one mist. [Chorus] Zacke, oh Zacke, you funky little friend, You drool on the floor and you fart in the wind. You’re a stinky cowboy with a heart of gold, A slobberin’ angel with a butt that’s bold. [Verse 2] Every time we ride down the country lane, He’s hangin’ out the window like a hurricane. Tongue flappin’, tail waggin’, proud and free— Then he lets one rip, Lord have mercy on me! [Chorus] Zacke, oh Zacke, you funky little friend, You drool on the floor and you fart in the wind. You’re a four-legged bandit with a stinky surprise, But I still see heaven in your doggy eyes. [Bridge] He don’t chase no squirrels, don’t fetch no stick, But he’ll snore on the porch and do his tricks. A belly rub, a howlin’ song— Even with the smell, you can’t stay mad long. [Final Chorus] Zacke, oh Zacke, my partner in crime, You’re a hot mess buddy, but you’re still sublime. From the drool on my boots to the farts in the breeze, You’re my smelly ol’ hound, and I love you with ease. [Outro – spoken with harmonica fade] Yeah… life’s a little stinky, but better with Zacke.