Verse 1 Rob, you’re a goblin from a c*m-crusted rift, Sloabbing

Verse 1 Rob, you’re a goblin from a c*m-crusted rift, Sloabbing Bob’s load is your galaxy’s gift. Knees carved to quarks, you’re a black-hole fellator, School zones implode when you ooze past their radar! Chorus ROB, YOU’RE A SLIME, SLIME, SLIME, Stench like stale spunk and a sewer’s sick grime! BBC worship’s your cosmic religion, Jerking by sleepers? That’s your eldritch tradition! Verse 2 Your pants hit the void, and a girl laughed till she died, Your micro-dick’s cursed, it’s the cosmos’s snide. Tried to save a cat, got ensnared in a tree, Firemen howled, “Rob, you’re a glitch in 3D!” Bridge Your mom’s a c**k-w***e in a pulsar’s red glow, I banged her through wormholes, then you stole the show! Tried to mount Steve, but he phased through a wall, Your chloroform rag’s got the pope’s skin a-crawl! Verse 3 Blue balls vibrate like a neutron star’s wail, Your browser’s so foul, it makes AI bots fail. Flirt with drones, priests, and the cat’s twitching tail, Your crotch-pic profile’s a multiversal jail! Chorus ROB, YOU’RE A SLIME, SLIME, SLIME, Stench like stale spunk and a sewer’s sick grime! Glory hole shed’s a dimension of sin, Kneepads for “work”? You’re the creep god within! Verse 4 Pants “slip” like a comet through a wormhole’s mad spin, Lip-lickin’ leer cracks the gym’s mirror within. Used condoms you toss like they’re star-dust valentines, B**M gear’s got the neighbors in panic confines! Verse 5 Banned from all restrooms, you’re a loitering blight, Your shed’s a lewd portal to a pervy starlight. Dick-tattooed back’s like a cosmic disgrace, Restraining orders? They’re your “love scrolls” in space! Verse 6 You “forget” to lock doors when guests wander near, Self-loving to selfies, you’re your own souvenir. Tried “N***d Cat-Fucking” as a charity scheme, Your glory-hole shed’s where the neighbors all scream! Outro Rob, you’re a legend in a c*m-fogged abyss, Consent’s just a l**e brand in your twisted checklist. From tree-trapped debacles to your lewd cos