Robs Ridiculous Roast Rhapsody

10 days agoAria v1
[Intro] [Verse 1] Oh, Rob, you’re a fiend with a c**k-chasing quest, Sloabbing Bob’s load leaves you feeling your best. On your knees in a frenzy, you’re begging for more, But the school’s got a fence to keep you from the door! [Chorus] Rob, you’re a creep, creep, creep, Smellin’ like c*m and a desperate weep! BBC dreams got you droolin’ in streams, Jerking by sleepers, you’re hauntin’ their dreams! [Verse 2] Your pants hit the ground, and a girl cackled loud, Your wee little willy ain’t makin’ you proud. Tried to save a poor kitty, got stuck in a tree, Firemen groaned, “Rob, you’re a catastrophe!” [Bridge] Your mom’s a c**k w***e, so you joined in the fun, I banged her first, then you followed, you bum! Tried to hump Steve, but he fled in a flash, Your charm’s like a rag soaked in chloroform trash! [Verse 3] Blue balls so chronic, you’re banned from the loo, Your browser’s so vile, it’s a federal coup. Hit on delivery dudes, priests, and the cat, Your crotch-pic profile’s where romance falls flat! [Chorus] Rob, you’re a creep, creep, creep, Smellin’ like c*m and a desperate weep! Glory hole shed, kneepads ready for “work,” You’re the king of the pervs, you’re the ultimate jerk! [Verse 4] You drop trou in public, call it “wardrobe’s mistake,” Lick lips at the gym, make the lockers all quake. Used condom “gifts” on a doorstep you leave, Your B**M gear’s got the neighbors aggrieved! [Outro]