The Iceman Cometh 🧊

Verse 1] I tee off with a cold stare, Steel in my swing and frost in the air. Buzz Beer’s chuggin’ but he can’t keep pace, Monkey Boy’s wild — but I own this place. Pixelated pressure, wind’s at ten, They bring bananas, I bring the end. My putter’s a scalpel, the green’s my stage, They rage quit while I disengage. [Pre-Chorus] I don't just play—I dominate, Stat screen’s lit up like a twist of fate. Every birdie’s a dagger, a line in the sand, You’re lookin’ at the frostbitten, big shot man! [Chorus] 🔥 The Iceman cometh — breakin’ the mold, With a heart like winter and a swing ice cold. When the chips are down, I’m the glitch in your plan, Select, start, reset — still the number one man. Yeah, the Iceman cometh, better believe, This fairway's mine — now watch me leave. [Verse 2] They laughed when I picked him — said he’s too stiff, Now they’re crying in bunkers, feeling that rift. Buzz blew up, Monkey’s out of control, But Iceman’s chill — eyes locked on the goal. Late game, high stakes, tied at the flag, He misses a tap-in, I light up the brag. My win screen's colder than Arctic rain, They toss their controllers — I savor the pain. [Bridge] (spoken, distorted mic effect) "Game over?" Nah. Select. Start. Reset. Back to the tee box — vengeance in a V-neck. You're outta Mulligans, I'm out for b***d. Ice in my veins, and I'm bringin' the flood. [Chorus] 🔥 The Iceman cometh — wrecking the norm, Par’s too easy, I’m a category storm. Pressure mounts, but I’m built to withstand, Select, start, reset — one cold command. Yeah, the Iceman cometh, put it in ink, The colder I get, the harder you sink. [Outro] No mercy for Beer, no banana appeal, This frosty assassin just crushed the deal. He might reset when he falls behind — But when he’s back, he redefines. The Iceman… COMETH. [Crowd cheers] Everybody's Golf!