Here I am in a place so deep down
I eat some food, see creatures from out of town
I've seen some stuff just crawling around
But ain't nothin like a good piece of chicken by the pound
This white flesh so good so tasty
I mean I have had fish, they pasty
Skip that, take the pork now with haste see
Now you've done it and they distaste me
Nothing so simple than the life I got
So much food by the poles I go there a lot
Many dropping crates, many my comrades lost
But the food real good, and it fuels my thought
Ya I knew a dude named jeff, he came and went
But the time near the poles is where we spent
Our life savings in fish, and shell the pence
Every dollop worth in gold, spared no expense
Jurassic lines in a modern age
Found some more chicken in a cage
Wait where am I going, I say in a rage
What the f**k is that, wait the poles lead to a stage
Nothing so simple than the life I got
So much food by the poles I go there a lot
Many dropping crates, many my comrades lost
But the food real good, and it fuels my thought
I claw at their appendages, I see a few
Got a finger, wait a glove here too
One has me in it's grasp, a flash of light through
I feel suffocating death, now I am the food
More of my friends, dropping in the battle with me
We try to snag these monsters furiously
Ah steve you just got me on my carapace see
And josh why are you screaming humanity
Nothing so simple than the life I got
So much food by the poles I go there a lot
Many dropping crates, many my comrades lost
But the food real good, and it fuels my thought
I am drying out, and I get a closer look
The monsters spread me out, and open a book
Now they got my legs, and I know I am cooked
Water, yes water, wait is the temp off the hook
Oh shit no, that hurts, awe the pain
Why are you killing me, this is insane
But the worst part was my skin b*****g not in flame
How could the poles lead to this fate is life but a game
Nothing so simple than the life I got
So much food by the poles I go there a lot
Many dropping crates, many my comrades lost
But the food real good, and it fuels my thought
Crab for thought
Lib Tard and evil rot
Bye Bye