Chimp Wife - Country

Title: Chimping Around From Town to Town (Verse 1) Met her on a Monday at the county zoo, She was eating all the bananas and I thought, “Me too.” She looked my way with those big brown eyes, And my heart went wild — no need to analyze. She swung on over, took my hand, Stole my hat and my future plans. Who knew love would knock me down— With a chimp wife, life turned upside down. (Chorus) We go chimping around from town to town, Swinging on streetlamps, never touching the ground. She hoots and hollers when the sun goes down, Yeah, my chimp wife’s got me spinning around. (Verse 2) Tried to take her home to meet my folks, She flung mashed potatoes — they didn’t find it a joke. My mama fainted, my dad just stared, But I never loved anyone quite like her. We play cards at night, she always cheats, Keeps aces in her fur — tucked nice and neat. But when she smiles, I lose the f***t, Guess she’s winning hearts with her primate might. (Chorus) We keep chimping around from town to town, Wearing a tux and a wedding gown. People stop and laugh when we come around, But we just dance to our jungle sound. (Bridge) Some say it’s bananas, out of control, But love’s evolution — heart, body, soul. If you’ve never met a chimp that can steal your breath, You ain’t really lived yet, you ain’t truly blessed. (Final Chorus) Yeah, we’re chimping around from town to town, She’s my queen with a furry crown. We’ll swing forever, never coming down, Me and my chimp wife, love unbound— Still chimping around, from town to town. 🎶