[Intro]
(Instrumental: Surf guitar riffs, upbeat drums, retro synth stabs)
[Verse 1]
Sheâs got a laugh like a kazoo in the night,
Bouncing on springs, oh what a sight!
Two red dots and a zigzag grin,
Comedy chaos about to begin!
Plastic and sass in a rubber band world,
Sheâll twist up a joke till the laughterâs unfurled,
Slapstick queen with a jesterâs crown,
Watch her flip the frowns upside down!
[Pre-Chorus]
Shake the room with a tin-can cheer,
Pinâs the clown we all wanna hear!
[Chorus]
Pin! Spin! Let the fun begin!
Cartwheel chaos, sheâll always win!
Pin! Spin! Grin that stretches thin!
BFDIâs got a comedy twin!
[Verse 2]
Sheâll juggle a pun with a pratfall flair,
Trip on a punnet of existential air!
One eye wink and the crowdâs in stitches,
Dancing through plots, no brakes, no hitches!
A rubbery rebel with a snappy retort,
Livinâ in loops where the jokes distort,
Plot-twist pranks in a lo-fi zone,
Pinâs the star of the funny bone!
[Chorus]
Pin! Spin! Let the fun begin!
Cartwheel chaos, sheâll always win!
Pin! Spin! Grin that stretches thin!
BFDIâs got a comedy twin!
[Bridge]
(Surf guitar solo, cowbell accents, synth swoops)
âHey! Ho! Letâs all bend like dough!â
Pinâs the punchline we all know!
[Chorus]
Pin! Spin! Let the fun begin!
Cartwheel chaos, sheâll always win!
Pin! Spin! Grin that stretches thin!
BFDIâs got a comedy twin!
[Outro]
(Instrumental fade-out: Whistling melody, handclaps, reverb-drenched âWoo!â)