[Intro]
(Instrumental: Surf guitar riffs, upbeat drums, retro synth stabs)
[Verse 1]
She’s got a laugh like a kazoo in the night,
Bouncing on springs, oh what a sight!
Two red dots and a zigzag grin,
Comedy chaos about to begin!
Plastic and sass in a rubber band world,
She’ll twist up a joke till the laughter’s unfurled,
Slapstick queen with a jester’s crown,
Watch her flip the frowns upside down!
[Pre-Chorus]
Shake the room with a tin-can cheer,
Pin’s the clown we all wanna hear!
[Chorus]
Pin! Spin! Let the fun begin!
Cartwheel chaos, she’ll always win!
Pin! Spin! Grin that stretches thin!
BFDI’s got a comedy twin!
[Verse 2]
She’ll juggle a pun with a pratfall flair,
Trip on a punnet of existential air!
One eye wink and the crowd’s in stitches,
Dancing through plots, no brakes, no hitches!
A rubbery rebel with a snappy retort,
Livin’ in loops where the jokes distort,
Plot-twist pranks in a lo-fi zone,
Pin’s the star of the funny bone!
[Chorus]
Pin! Spin! Let the fun begin!
Cartwheel chaos, she’ll always win!
Pin! Spin! Grin that stretches thin!
BFDI’s got a comedy twin!
[Bridge]
(Surf guitar solo, cowbell accents, synth swoops)
“Hey! Ho! Let’s all bend like dough!”
Pin’s the punchline we all know!
[Chorus]
Pin! Spin! Let the fun begin!
Cartwheel chaos, she’ll always win!
Pin! Spin! Grin that stretches thin!
BFDI’s got a comedy twin!
[Outro]
(Instrumental fade-out: Whistling melody, handclaps, reverb-drenched “Woo!”)
