[Intro]
[Verse]
Kaz and Ronny, they're the hosts of fame,
Twisting questions, making facts game.
Categories like "Fruit with feet" and "Jokes with teeth",
Points are free, it's a quiz to b**t.
[Verse]
Buzz in quick, you're a future millionaire,
Puns and jokes, it's the perfect killer.
Ronny says "What's the capital of France?"
Kaz answers, "Paris, or maybe France?"
[Chorus]
This is Fake Jeopardy! Where the facts are suspect and the points are free!
Questions twisted, rules remixed, Kaz and Ronny get their hosting fix!
Fake Jeopardy, it's the quiz gone rogue,
With categories strange and answers vogue!
[Chorus]
So hit that buzzer, brace for flair,
You're a pun from a millionaire!
Categories like "Vegetables that dance" and "Animals that can’t",
Kaz and Ronny, they keep the fun in the race.
[Verse]
Kaz asks, "What's the longest word in the dictionary?"
Ronny answers, "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Everyone laughs, it's a joyous sight,
In Fake Jeopardy, you just might.
[Verse]
Categories like "Songs with no words" and "Movies that are shorts",
Points are easy, the laughter is worth.
