[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Caleb, you’re flexin’ like you’re livin’ large,
Talkin’ ‘bout a million, but it’s all a mirage.
Goo goo ga ga, caught you on that call,
Jade’s laughin’ hard, man, you’re just a doll.
You say you’re packin’, we all know that’s a lie,
Big dreams in your head, but they didn’t even fly.
[Chorus]
You’re a million-dollar faker, just a paper-thin lie,
Owe me twenty bucks, you can’t even deny.
Throwin’ Rubik’s cubes out the window, such a show,
Mega knighted by Landon, watch your ego blow!
[Verse 2]
Chatting with AI, makin’ up a job,
But behind that screen, you’re just a faded blob.
Talkin’ purple jellyfish, swimmin’ through your dreams,
Nasty garlic smell, bursting at the seams.
You think you’re slick, but you’re slippin’ in the rain,
Fake it ’til you make it, but you’re just bringin’ pain.
[Bridge]
You thought you were a king, but now you’re just a joke,
In this diss track battle, watch your empire c***e.
Crushed by the truth, like a Rubik’s cube design,
While you’re out here frontin’, we can see the signs.
[Outro]
