Nasty A*s Ho

[Intro] *(Hard-hitting bass, aggressive ad-libs, distorted vocal echoes)* [Verse 1] Yo, step back, I’m ’bout to gag—what’s that smell? She walk in, the room clears, straight outta hell. Crusty toes, fungus growin’, ain’t seen a loofah in years, Cling-ons ’round her anus, got the whole club in tears. “Wash yo a*s, bitch!”—I’m screamin’ through the door, Nasty a*s ho, why you actin’ like a sewer floor? Herpy havin’ a*s, need a hazmat for the date, She think she cute? Nah, she just incubatin’ hate. [Chorus] Nasty, Nancy, why you actin’ trashy? Stank so thick, it got my nose all rashy. Nasty, Nancy, take a bleach bath, maybe? You the reason Febreze stock went crazy. [Verse 2] Pandemic in her panties, CDC on speed-dial, Tried to hit it once—now I’m in denial. Her sink’s pristine, but her crack’s a biohazard, Dirty diaper vibes, swear to God, I ain’t lyin’, bastard. She got mold in places that the sun don’t shine, Funky like a dumpster after dollar-wine. “Nasty a*s ho”—that’s the chorus they gon’ chant, I’d rather kiss a skunk than let her touch my pants. [Bridge] Herpy havin’ hustle, crusty queen of dread, One whiff of her aura and you’ll wish you were d**d. She a walking Petri dish, bacteria’s main host, Take a shower challenge—she failed it, flexin’ most. [Chorus] Nasty, Nancy, why you actin’ trashy? Stank so thick, it got my nose all rashy. Nasty, Nancy, take a bleach bath, maybe? You the reason Febreze stock went crazy. [Outro] *(B**t fades with distorted laughter, sink faucet running sound effect, abrupt cut to silence)*