[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Melania packed my tacos last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And I’m gonna eat them before that night
I like them crispy but I’ll eat them soft
For sure with much salsa
With chicken ones right in my face
[Chorus]
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
’Til Taco Town brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a taco man
Taco man
Churning out taco spice from my ear to rear
[Verse 2]
Mar-a-Lago ain’t the place to raise your kids
In fact, it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all the science, I don’t understand
I’m just a slob, most days a week
A taco man
A taco man
[Chorus]
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
’Til Taco Town brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a taco man
Taco man
Churning out taco spice from ear to rear
[Bridge]
Spice trails blaze on my fingertips tonight
But the crunch won’t fade, and the salsa’s just right
[Outro]
