[Verse 1]
I hit up Elon like “Yo, I’m down for Mars”
Pack my vape, my shades, and emotional scars
Sick of Earth — where the billionaires buy the stars
While I’m drinkin’ at the bar, yellin’ at self-driving cars
(Waymo)
Responsible? Nah — I just vibe and deflect
But I still got Venmo requests from the IRS
Tariffs got me broke, can’t afford no gifts
So my nephew gettin’ socks and conspiracy lists
RFK Jr. out here sniffin’ dust
Charlie Kirk talkin’ wild like he still earns trust
Stephen Miller look like skin and crust
And Bongino? Bro, who even *likes* that stuff?
Director of the FBI, playin’ dumb
Epstein “fell asleep” and the cameras all done
Files got burned, guards went on a run
Now there’s a blacksite portal in Area 1
[Chorus]
I told Elon: "Yo, I’m ready to depart"
Packed a beer and a blunt and a half-broke heart
Ain’t no borders in the galaxy chart —
I’m just tryna live free, out past the stars
Goodbye Earth, you were never that kind
Now I float in peace with a wack-a*s mind
If the signal drops — don't worry 'bout mine
Just know I found Mars... and I made it divine.
[Verse 2]
Touched down — red dust, no TSA
Just me, my suit, a blunt, and a Gameboy gray
I got space snacks, freeze-dried Frito Lay
And a note from Earth: “Don’t tweet what you say”
They monitor signals but I’m off the grid
Brought one vinyl: *The Chronic* — that’s my Mars kid
No laws out here, just a vibe and a bid
To build a new world where we *never forgive*
Laser g*n tucked in the cargo case
In case Bezos try to flex and colonize my place
This ain’t utopia, it’s a stoner's escape
Where billionaires drift and the broke levitate
[Chorus]
I told Elon: "Yo, I’m ready to depart"
Packed a beer and a blunt and a half-broke heart
Ain’t no borders in the galaxy chart —
I’m just tryna live free, out past the stars
Goodbye Earth, you were never that kind
Now I float in peace with a wack-a*s mind
If the signal drops — don't worry 'bout mine
Just know I found Mars... and I made it divine.
[Bridge]
Call me Space Trash King in a rusted rover
Moon boots on and the transmission's over
Built a little shack made of Tesla parts
Streaming old punk shows while I roast space tarts
[Outro]
