[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Plants do feel pain,
You’re just not in their lane.
Your TikTok's so deranged,
It’s frying up my brain.
Preach like you’re a saint,
But your logic’s on a slant.
Think you’re never wrong?
This ain’t your sing-along.
[Chorus]
Plants don’t feel pain,
This girl is on cocaine.
Her TikTok hurts my brain,
She drives people insane.
She needs to find her brain,
Her therapist needs a raise.
It’s not that vegan teacher—
Nah, it’s that vegan bully.
[Verse 2]
You guilt-trip kids all day,
Then moo at meat-eaters—okay??
Say you care for life,
But bully online—real nice.
Your tofu’s lookin’ dry,
Just like your alibi.
Go touch some grass, take ten,
And maybe find a friend.
[Bridge]
I’m sorry if you’re too stupid to understand,
Tryna change faith with that pigeon-brand.
You crave the fame, but here’s the truth—
Your hype’s expired, like last year’s juice.
[Chorus]
Plants don’t feel pain,
This girl is on cocaine.
Her TikTok hurts my brain,
She drives people insane.
She needs to find her brain,
Her therapist needs a raise.
It’s not that vegan teacher—
Nah, it’s that vegan bully.
[Outro]
