No huzz No Girls

[Intro] (Record scratch, synth bassline fades in, muffled party sounds abruptly cut) [Verse 1] Friday night, lights too bright, speakers died an hour ago Crowd went thin, mood caved in, where'd the energy just go? Was packed and loud, a sweaty crowd, vibes were hitting on eleven Now it's just me, this stale debris, feels like a social seven... hell. Check the phone, d**d zone, zero texts, no DMs pingin' Silence screams, killed the dreams, ain't no good news it's bringin'. This ain't a scene, it's a ghost machine, echoes where the laughter sat The brutal math on this lonely path: **No buzz means no girls**. Flat. [Chorus] **No buzz means no girls!** Change everything to that! This silence is a curse, man, where the party's at? **No buzz means no girls!** Gotta flip the script right now! If the energy ain't cracklin', take a bow? Nah! Change everything to that! [Verse 2] See 'em roll out, no doubt, headed where the action's hot Left this spot forgot, tied to a sinking yacht. Empty cups, bad luck, playlist stuck on sad repeats This quiet sucks, it really ducks, defeat tastes bittersweet. Can't spark a chat when the vibe falls flat, like static on the line Need the juice cut loose, introduce a brand-new design! This status quo's got got to go, it's draggin' us all down low Flip the switch, make it rich, let the high voltage flow! [Chorus] **No buzz means no girls!** Change everything to that! This silence is a curse, man, where the party's at? **No buzz means no girls!** Gotta flip the script right now! If the energy ain't cracklin', take a bow? Nah! Change everything to that! [Bridge] (B**t shifts heavier, synth stabs, aggressive rap flow) Yo! Can't attract if the b**t don't smack! Can't connect if the vibe is wack! Reset the board, flip the switch, bring the thunder back! No spark? It's dark! No pulse? Revolt! Scrap the plan, rebuild the brand, gotta jolt the whole dang lot! **No buzz means no girls** – that's the law, the cold hard fact! So crank the gain, ignite the pain, react! Impact! Exact! Change! Everything! To! That! [Chorus] **No buzz means no girls!** Change everything to that! (Everything!) This silence is a curse, man, where the party's at? (Bring it back!) **No buzz means no girls!** Gotta flip the script right now! (Right now!) If the energy ain't cracklin', take a bow? Nah! (Never!) Change everything to that! [Outro] (Synth bassline distorts and speeds up, chaotic energy builds, then abruptly cuts to silence with a final record scratch and a single, fading synth note) ...to that...