“Two Cowboys at the Rodeo”[Verse 1]Well, Putin wore his boots

“Two Cowboys at the Rodeo” [Verse 1] Well, Putin wore his boots, Trump showed up in a hat, Both struttin’ through the fairground, lookin’ kinda fat. They argued ‘bout the corndogs, who’d eat the biggest one, Till the rodeo clown said, “Boys, just have some fun!” [Chorus] Two cowboys at the rodeo, ridin’ bulls real slow, Talkin’ ‘bout their hair while the banjos go. One says “yee-haw,” the other says “да,” Everybody’s laughin’ down at the old barn bar. [Verse 2] They tried to line dance but they stepped on each other’s toes, Trump yelled “fake boots!” and Putin just froze. Then they hopped on ponies, ridin’ side by side, Singin’ “country roads” with a whole lotta pride. [Chorus] Two cowboys at the rodeo, singin’ off the b**t, Spillin’ root beer floats on their dusty seats. One says “giddy-up,” the other says “нет,” Funniest dang showdown that we’ve seen yet. [Bridge] Now the world’s got problems, sure enough it’s true, But down at the hoedown, they’re just two dudes in boots. So grab your fiddle, play it nice and loud, ‘Cause two silly cowboys are entertainin’ the crowd. [Final Chorus] Two cowboys at the rodeo, ridin’ into the night, Singin’ silly songs ‘neath the neon lights. One says “yeehaw,” the other says “да,” Just a funny ol’ story for the ol’ guitar.