Buy Cats (Parody of "Buy Dirt")
A little advice from a wise old friend,
He said, āFind what you love, and let it in.
If youāre feeling lost, donāt know where to start,
Go down to the shelter, open your heart.ā
Chorus:
Buy cats,
Find a little kitten with a purr that lasts.
Give āem a home, let āem curl on your lap,
Lifeās a little sweeter with a ball of fluff like that.
Chase dreams, chase strings,
Let the sunlight in.
If you want a little joy,
Buy cats.
Wake up early, hear that meow,
Theyāre knocking picture frames down somehow.
But every scratch and every leap,
Is a memory you get to keep.
Chorus:
Buy cats,
Find a little kitten with a purr that lasts.
Give āem a home, let āem curl on your lap,
Lifeās a little sweeter with a ball of fluff like that.
Chase dreams, chase strings,
Let the sunlight in.
If you want a little joy,
Buy cats.
Bridge:
Spend your days with whiskers and paws,
A little bit of mischief, a lot of claws.
But when they curl up and start to nap,
Youāll know youāve found where your heartās at.
Chorus (repeat):
Buy cats,
Find a little kitten with a purr that lasts.
Give āem a home, let āem curl on your lap,
Lifeās a little sweeter with a ball of fluff like that.
Chase dreams, chase strings,
Let the sunlight in.
If you want a little joy,
Buy cats