All my loyal friends ain’t so loyal now
Terry got that settlement and took a different route
He’s talkin’ ‘bout Gary like they go way back
We heard his name twice, and that’s a generous fact
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Me and Dave and Kev been there all the way
But he cashed that check and forgot our names
Now it’s golf and steak and high-class rounds
While the real ones are still stuck in town
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We gave him rides when his truck broke down
Drove him to the store and back around
Slipped him some gas when his wallet was bare
Now Gary’s swingin’ clubs like he's always been there
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Chorus:
Terry says “Gary’s loyal, he's stood by me”
(Yeah, maybe once at a bonfire in 2003)
But we dug up his yard just to bring him some water
Now he’s buyin’ polos like he’s some shot-caller
All my loyal friends ain’t so loyal now
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We sweated and cussed in that summer sun
Diggin’ up his lawn ‘til the job was done
New tank in place, and the pipes all tight
But I guess Gary made the cut that night
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He’s buyin’ wedges and learnin’ the swing
Gary’s in the cart while we did the real thing
He said, “Gary’s been there through thick and thin”
But he couldn’t even spell that man’s last name then
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Chorus:
We fixed his life with dirt on our hands
But he calls up Gary when he makes a few grand
Now he’s on the green while we’re patchin’ the past
I guess “loyalty” fades when you’re spendin’ fast
All my loyal friends ain’t so loyal now
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Bridge:
Now we ain’t askin’ for a cut or a prize
Just maybe a thanks — not a pack of lies
You don’t build brotherhoods on payouts and fame
But I guess that check washed out the names
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Final Chorus:
So cheers to Gary, in that shiny golf cart
May your backswing last and your loyalty start
Me, Dave, and Kev — we ain’t holdin’ a grudge
But we’ll be right here next time he needs a nudge
All my loyal friends ain’t so loyal now
Yeah, all my loyal friends just forgot how
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