All my loyal friends ainât so loyal now
Terry got that settlement and took a different route
Heâs talkinâ âbout Gary like they go way back
We heard his name twice, and thatâs a generous fact
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Me and Dave and Kev been there all the way
But he cashed that check and forgot our names
Now itâs golf and steak and high-class rounds
While the real ones are still stuck in town
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We gave him rides when his truck broke down
Drove him to the store and back around
Slipped him some gas when his wallet was bare
Now Garyâs swinginâ clubs like he's always been there
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Chorus:
Terry says âGaryâs loyal, he's stood by meâ
(Yeah, maybe once at a bonfire in 2003)
But we dug up his yard just to bring him some water
Now heâs buyinâ polos like heâs some shot-caller
All my loyal friends ainât so loyal now
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We sweated and cussed in that summer sun
Digginâ up his lawn âtil the job was done
New tank in place, and the pipes all tight
But I guess Gary made the cut that night
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Heâs buyinâ wedges and learninâ the swing
Garyâs in the cart while we did the real thing
He said, âGaryâs been there through thick and thinâ
But he couldnât even spell that manâs last name then
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Chorus:
We fixed his life with dirt on our hands
But he calls up Gary when he makes a few grand
Now heâs on the green while weâre patchinâ the past
I guess âloyaltyâ fades when youâre spendinâ fast
All my loyal friends ainât so loyal now
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Bridge:
Now we ainât askinâ for a cut or a prize
Just maybe a thanks â not a pack of lies
You donât build brotherhoods on payouts and fame
But I guess that check washed out the names
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Final Chorus:
So cheers to Gary, in that shiny golf cart
May your backswing last and your loyalty start
Me, Dave, and Kev â we ainât holdinâ a grudge
But weâll be right here next time he needs a nudge
All my loyal friends ainât so loyal now
Yeah, all my loyal friends just forgot how
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