All my loyal friends aināt so loyal now
Terry got that settlement and took a different route
Heās talkinā ābout Gary like they go way back
We heard his name twice, and thatās a generous fact
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Me and Dave and Kev been there all the way
But he cashed that check and forgot our names
Now itās golf and steak and high-class rounds
While the real ones are still stuck in town
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We gave him rides when his truck broke down
Drove him to the store and back around
Slipped him some gas when his wallet was bare
Now Garyās swinginā clubs like he's always been there
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Chorus:
Terry says āGaryās loyal, he's stood by meā
(Yeah, maybe once at a bonfire in 2003)
But we dug up his yard just to bring him some water
Now heās buyinā polos like heās some shot-caller
All my loyal friends aināt so loyal now
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We sweated and cussed in that summer sun
Digginā up his lawn ātil the job was done
New tank in place, and the pipes all tight
But I guess Gary made the cut that night
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Heās buyinā wedges and learninā the swing
Garyās in the cart while we did the real thing
He said, āGaryās been there through thick and thinā
But he couldnāt even spell that manās last name then
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Chorus:
We fixed his life with dirt on our hands
But he calls up Gary when he makes a few grand
Now heās on the green while weāre patchinā the past
I guess āloyaltyā fades when youāre spendinā fast
All my loyal friends aināt so loyal now
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Bridge:
Now we aināt askinā for a cut or a prize
Just maybe a thanks ā not a pack of lies
You donāt build brotherhoods on payouts and fame
But I guess that check washed out the names
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Final Chorus:
So cheers to Gary, in that shiny golf cart
May your backswing last and your loyalty start
Me, Dave, and Kev ā we aināt holdinā a grudge
But weāll be right here next time he needs a nudge
All my loyal friends aināt so loyal now
Yeah, all my loyal friends just forgot how
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