Verse 1: In the quiet woods, where sunlight streams, Five old friends with lifelong dreams. With boots and canes, they wandered through, The forest deep, where the tall pines grew. Chorus: Oh, hear the call, that eerie sound, A m**n and screech that shakes the ground. Five men in flight, a comical sight, Running through the woods with all their might! Verse 2: They stopped for rest, a peaceful scene, 'Til a noise like none they'd ever heard. A wailing cry, a banshee's wail, Had them moving fast, like a runaway rail. Chorus: Oh, hear the call, that eerie sound, A m**n and screech that shakes the ground. Five men in flight, a comical sight, Running through the woods with all their might! Bridge: With knees that creak and hips that groan, They dashed away from the forest's m**n. Crying loud with every stride, Fearing ghosts but filled with pride. Verse 3: Back to the trail, they made their way, Swearing they'd stick to parks each day. Where the only moans are puppy barks, And the scariest sight is after dark! Chorus: Oh, hear the call, that eerie sound, A m**n and screech that shakes the ground. Five men in flight, a comical sight, Running through the woods with all their might! Outro: So here's a tale of courage (and fear!), Of five old men we'll hold so dear. For in every heart beats youthful glee, When life's adventures set you free!