[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Oh, gather ‘round the grandest show in town,
Where crowns of promises all tumble down.
They’ll flip-flop left, then waltz right with a grin,
While flutes mock their spins and drums roll their sins.
[Chorus]
Politicians, oh politicians,
Falsetto highs and shady ambitions!
Opera dramaaaa, pop’s cheeky kiss—
They’ll pledge the moon, but deliver a fish!
[Verse 2]
“I’ll fix the world!” (Just vote me a throne),
Their speeches soar high, yet truth’s overthrown.
The flute trills, “Lies!” as drums b**t retreat,
They’ll tango with lobbies and two-step your receipts.
[Bridge]
(Operatic flourish, falsetto peak)
“No scandals here!” (The drums whisper, “Weak!”).
A flute plays the pied piper’s tune,
And we all march laughing… to our doom.
[Outro]
