Politicians Waltz

[Intro] [Verse 1] Oh, gather ‘round the grandest show in town, Where crowns of promises all tumble down. They’ll flip-flop left, then waltz right with a grin, While flutes mock their spins and drums roll their sins. [Chorus] Politicians, oh politicians, Falsetto highs and shady ambitions! Opera dramaaaa, pop’s cheeky kiss— They’ll pledge the moon, but deliver a fish! [Verse 2] “I’ll fix the world!” (Just vote me a throne), Their speeches soar high, yet truth’s overthrown. The flute trills, “Lies!” as drums b**t retreat, They’ll tango with lobbies and two-step your receipts. [Bridge] (Operatic flourish, falsetto peak) “No scandals here!” (The drums whisper, “Weak!”). A flute plays the pied piper’s tune, And we all march laughing… to our doom. [Outro]