Marks Moving Back and My Friends Are Losing Their Minds

[Intro] [Verse 1] Westchester County, '98, fourth-grade dream team Three best friends, an unbreakable, vibrant stream Now it's thirty-something, still on the phone every day Talking 'bout everything, come what may [Pre-Chorus] Then a notification, a digital shockwave hit From Mark, the ex, thought we were so over it California, a wife, and some kids, a whole new scene Now he's back in New York, a ghost on my screen [Chorus] Oh, Mark's moving back, didn't mention the wife, didn't mention the kids Just a vague update, playing his usual manipulative bids Met in the park? Are you serious? What's he thinking, what's he on? My friend bailed out, now I'm here, singing this ridiculous song! [Verse 2] High school crush, yeah, he had one, or so she used to say Whispers in the hallways, back in the glory day Now my long-distance friend, bless her misguided heart Said, "Reach out to Mark! Give him a brand new start!" [Pre-Chorus] "Why's he back in New York? You two should reconnect!" I almost dropped the phone, had to double-check Mortified, horrified, absolutely no way He's a chapter closed, back in yesterday! [Chorus] Oh, Mark's moving back, didn't mention the wife, didn't mention the kids Just a vague update, playing his usual manipulative bids Met in the park? Are you serious? What's he thinking, what's he on? My friend bailed out, now I'm here, singing this ridiculous song! [Bridge] We've grown up, moved on, learned a thing or two No time for old flames, especially not for you! This ain't a rom-com, no dramatic reunion scene Just three friends laughing, living life, happy and keen [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Oh, Mark's moving back, didn't mention the wife, didn't mention the kids Just a vague update, playing his usual manipulative bids Met in the park? Are you serious? What's he thinking, what's he on? My friend bailed out, now I'm here, singing this ridiculous song! [Outro] So Mark, if you're listening, from your new New York pad The past is the past, and we're totally glad! No more park dates, no more awkward replies Just me and my girls, rolling our eyes! Yeah, rolling our eyes!