DullBlah[Intro: Fast piano riff with a honking clown horn]
[Verse 1]
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot’s house!
(Knock-knock!) Who’s there?
The chicken, obviously, you lout!
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
Because it’s two-tired, just like my brain,
Dealing with these questions, driving me insane!
[Chorus]
It’s a comedy of errors, a symphony of fluff,
Are you satisfied yet? Or have you had enough?
The punchlines are terrible, the music is loud,
Look at me performing for a nonexistent crowd!
[Verse 2]
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick, I swear!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one, look at him dance!
And what’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
BOO-berries, get it? Can I leave now? Is this done?
[Bridge: Tempo slows down to a mocking, sarcastic crawl]
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work, just like your jokes.
[Tempo snaps back to 128 BPM]
What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!
I’m literally losing my mind, is this fast enough for ya?
[Verse 3]
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain, you bore,
Why did the math book look so sad? It had problems galore!
I’ve got 99 problems but a punchline ain't one,
Wait, no, that’s a lie, these jokes are killing the fun.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot, of course,
Now leave me alone, I’m feeling like a d**d horse!
[Verse 4]
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore, how droll,
Why don’t skeletons f***t? They don’t have any guts, on the whole!
What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader, you see?
This is the pinnacle of human achievement, honestly.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field,
Now I’m done joking around, my patience is officially sealed!
[Outro]
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumb-y, just like this day!
