Pack your bags let's hit the road Only the boys know where to go No heads up, just leave your wife a note, It's the Barry in the Red, Rodeo It’s a fishin trip but there ain’t no fish Long weekend of beer and spit. Maybe one day we’ll get a boat It’s the Barry in the red rodeo Last time somebody brought some grass It put our lawyer buddy on his a*s So stoned he missed dinner but he’ll never know It’s the Barry in the red rodeo Stay up all night just crackin jokes Bob’s contemplatin buyin smokes 2 pack of Gold’s, Marlboro It’s the Barry in the red rodeo Alex brought his guitar strings n sounds Tonight this here porch’s the only show in town Got us howlin at the moon bout the road tween Baton Rouge and Beau It’s the Barry in the red rodeo Bloody Mary Sunday mornin comes, it’s time to roll Ice chests of empties all afloat Wives fuming just waitin at home That’s the Barry in the red rodeo