Frying Pan Face

[Asian music playing on a record] Yo, I shot my shot with Mary Lynn... Struck out bad, man. Then I saw Mahn Don No... Yeah, I guess we rollin’ now. [Verse 1] Tried to talk smooth, flex at the mall, Mary Lynn said "nah" — I took that fall. Then I saw Mahn in the food court line, Slurpin’ udon like it’s date night time. Rockin’ that bowl cut, hoodie too tight, Built like a boy, but the vibes felt right. She said, “Ni hao boi, you buyin’ or nah?” I said “Bet,” now she callin’ me oppa. [Chorus] Frying pan face, hit me like WHAP, Flat all around, but she still got that snap. Mahn Don No, yeah she rollin' with grace, Lookin’ like Quook in the jawline face. She my plan Z, but we still made pace, It’s a wok-side romance, noodle bowl chase. [Verse 2] Her brother Quook got that Bruce Lee stance, Tried to arm-wrestle, broke my hand on glance. Family dinners be wild — kimchi rain, Auntie yellin’, “Eat rice or bring shame!” We out on dates, sippin’ bubble milk tea, People say, “Yo, who that boy?” — that’s she. Snapback low, fake Yeezys too, But she ride or die in that Honda coupe. [Chorus] Frying pan face, hit me like CLANG, Lookin’ like she ready for a K-drama bang. Mahn Don No, with the no-curve flow, But she TikTok famous for her lumpia show. Plan A to G, nah — she plan “IDK”, But she laugh at my jokes, so I guess I stay. [Bridge] Yo, Andy, you basic — Jenny said no, Now you eatin’ spam rice, call me your glow. I ain’t your second pick — I’m the last resort, But I cook sinigang, now you in my fort. Talk smack again, I call Quook real fast, He break chopsticks, then break your—glass. [Final Chorus – Full Harmony] Frying pan face, but she hot in the soul, Got that durian heart and a spring roll goal. Mahn Don No, not your dream girl plan, But I’m still here, boy — hold my frying pan. [Outro – Andy mumbling] Guess I’ll take the L... But she makin’ adobo... Kinda worth it.