Bronn

LeBron, oh why do you play so fine?
 Chasing rings like it’s still '09
 Tried to root for someone new
 But none do what you do I watch you glide across the floor 
Year twenty-one, you’re scoring more
 Thought you'd be slowing down
 But you're still posterin' clowns 
I tried to cheer for Luka, Ja,
 But it’s just not the same—nah ah
 When you chase records nightly 
You're aging so politely
LeBron, you keep hoopin' on
 Still got the crown, you're never gone I guess I’m stuck, I’m too far in Still crying when you don’t win Oh Bron, my heart’s in L.A