We were trending toward forever, as x approached my heart,
But she said my curve was simple, too easy from the start.
She wanted asymptotes and power, more growth in every zone,
Now she’s chasing exponential, while I’m stuck here all alone.
Chorus
She left me for a bigger function,
As my limit reached the end.
I was bounded, she was restless,
Wanted values that transcend.
I tried to prove convergence,
But divergence was her plan…
Yeah, she left me for a bigger function,
And a stronger upper hand.
Verse 2
I thought our slope was steady, derivative smooth and kind,
But she said my rate of change was falling way behind.
Now she’s out there with infinity, where my graph can’t go,
And I’m stuck with finite answers in a world I used to know.
Chorus
She left me for a bigger function,
As my limit reached the end.
I was bounded, she was restless,
Wanted values that transcend.
I tried to prove convergence,
But divergence was her plan…
Yeah, she left me for a bigger function,
And a stronger upper hand.
Bridge
Maybe she’ll find her max,
Or just an inflection point.
But I’ll keep integrating,
Searching for a joint… solution.
Final Chorus
She left me for a bigger function,
As infinity drew near.
I was constant, she was changing,
Now my graph just disappears.
I tried to hold the limit,
But she slipped right through my hands…
Yeah, she left me for a bigger function,
And I’ll never understand.