Verse 1:
My name is Sam i like to eat ham I stuck my finger in a fan
I met a girl named Pam We went to the Clam I made her mad she went to the door the door went bam
Verse 2:
My name is Tuck I have a pet duck I decided to trust my luck so I hopped in my truck went to pick up chuck we hit a buck we cut off his head put him in the shed now hes d**d
Verse 3:
My name is colton I sat on a rat Which gotten eaten by a cat
I met a girl she was a brat so i hit her with a bat so she turned flat and then she went splat
