Woke up this morning, ate some air for breakfast,
Tripped on my shadow, now my foot look reckless.
Talkin’ to a chair like, “bro, you my bestie,”
Microwave beeped back, now the oven feelin’ zesty.
Goofy ahh shoes, squeak-squeak when I run,
Goofy ahh dance, lookin’ like a rubber ducky son.
Goofy ahh laugh, soundin’ like a broken trombone,
Goofy ahh life, yeah I’m chillin’ in the cone zone.
Ordered pizza, but they sent me a salad,
Put a hat on my cat, now he lookin’ like a ballad.
Slipped on a banana that was wearin’ sunglasses,
Teacher asked a question, I replied in backflips.
Goofy ahh socks, don’t even match my toes,
Goofy ahh walk, lookin’ like spaghetti in my clothes.
Goofy ahh brain, thinkin’ Wi-Fi is a snack,
Goofy ahh world, and I’m never lookin’ back.
If life don’t make sense, just giggle with style,
Do the goofy ahh shuffle and waddle for a mile.
The universe is silly, so just sing along,
This the goofy ahh, doofy ahh, loopy ahh song!