Woke up this morning, ate some air for breakfast,
Tripped on my shadow, now my foot look reckless.
Talkinā to a chair like, ābro, you my bestie,ā
Microwave beeped back, now the oven feelinā zesty.
Goofy ahh shoes, squeak-squeak when I run,
Goofy ahh dance, lookinā like a rubber ducky son.
Goofy ahh laugh, soundinā like a broken trombone,
Goofy ahh life, yeah Iām chillinā in the cone zone.
Ordered pizza, but they sent me a salad,
Put a hat on my cat, now he lookinā like a ballad.
Slipped on a banana that was wearinā sunglasses,
Teacher asked a question, I replied in backflips.
Goofy ahh socks, donāt even match my toes,
Goofy ahh walk, lookinā like spaghetti in my clothes.
Goofy ahh brain, thinkinā Wi-Fi is a snack,
Goofy ahh world, and Iām never lookinā back.
If life donāt make sense, just giggle with style,
Do the goofy ahh shuffle and waddle for a mile.
The universe is silly, so just sing along,
This the goofy ahh, doofy ahh, loopy ahh song!