Woke up this morning, ate some air for breakfast,
Tripped on my shadow, now my foot look reckless.
Talkinâ to a chair like, âbro, you my bestie,â
Microwave beeped back, now the oven feelinâ zesty.
Goofy ahh shoes, squeak-squeak when I run,
Goofy ahh dance, lookinâ like a rubber ducky son.
Goofy ahh laugh, soundinâ like a broken trombone,
Goofy ahh life, yeah Iâm chillinâ in the cone zone.
Ordered pizza, but they sent me a salad,
Put a hat on my cat, now he lookinâ like a ballad.
Slipped on a banana that was wearinâ sunglasses,
Teacher asked a question, I replied in backflips.
Goofy ahh socks, donât even match my toes,
Goofy ahh walk, lookinâ like spaghetti in my clothes.
Goofy ahh brain, thinkinâ Wi-Fi is a snack,
Goofy ahh world, and Iâm never lookinâ back.
If life donât make sense, just giggle with style,
Do the goofy ahh shuffle and waddle for a mile.
The universe is silly, so just sing along,
This the goofy ahh, doofy ahh, loopy ahh song!