I think my burrito walked off by a honest big Harley guy
2 days agoAria v1
Verse 1]
My friends said they would like to eat
Some place that’s got plenty of meat
A joint down on alot of gay Market on
Forge avenue main when these cops got shot for holding some donuts and I just flipped off and
I said "What’s the name?"
And they said "Big flamel Burrito Parade"
[Verse 2]
We walk in
And the menu’s is the size of a cat scanner
It all looks so good
So I just got ahead and ordered one of everything
The waitress came out with this monster and put it on my plate
And she said
"That’s the big one" and all sudden I had a important phone call with my boss and so i had to left the table for 5 minutes and then I came back look at my plate
And was so pissed off and i was figuring it out
[Chorus]
I think my burrito had legs and it look like had a g*n about m****r every one in the building
And got up off the plate and walked off
And so I asked the big Harley fella guy
If he ate my big burrito
And he said
"I swear I seen it behind me five minutes ago"
[Verse 3]
I said
"Hey
Man
Are you messin' with me?"
He said
"No
Sir I ain't
But it must've been spicy one
BeCause I think it ran to the street
And I said
"Where’s that at?"
He said
"Down the road and to the right" of the forge fuse bar
[Verse 4]
I saw it makin' a break for the door with stolen cash
The man said
"Son
I ain’t seen one that big before with a pistol
You might want to go and see if it’s worth killing it
Before you chase it down"
I said
"You don’t understand
That’s my burrito" man stop playing games
[Chorus]
I think my burrito had legs with a g*n
And got up off the plate and walked off
And so I asked the big Harley fella guy
If he ate my big burrito
And he said
"I swear I seen it behind me five minutes ago"
And I believe him that big fat Harley guy
Was being honest because he's is the only one here and I know he ate that big burrito
(Ending)
That fat liar.
That fat liar.
You fat liar.
You ate it.
I know you're telling the truth but that's okay I know your not and I know because I understand your size .
That's okay.
No that's not okay
You fat liar.
You fat liar.
I am believing what you said is true.
Because of your size is really telling it.
You fat liar.
You fat liar.
You fat liar
I know what your weight telling me your fat i should take it
You ate it
No bike rides tonight
No bike rides tonight
You fat liar .
You fat liar.
You big fat liar.
The big burrito got away with that money you ate.