[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Sipping espresso in a thrifted blazer,
Name-drop Sartre but Iâve never read him later.
My vinyl collectionâs a curated maze,
Obscure B-sides and a criticâs praise.
[Chorus]
Velvet superiority, jangling chords in minor keys,
Vintage guitar, but itâs all brand new to me.
Iâll quote The Smiths while I dissect your prose,
Too deep for the roomânobody knows.
[Verse 2]
I scoff at pop songs, call them cheap and trite,
Then write a chorus thatâs just as light.
My Polaroid filter makes the mundane divine,
A postmodern smirk in a straight-ahead line.
[Chorus]
Velvet superiority, jangling chords in minor keys,
Vintage guitar, but itâs all brand new to me.
Iâll quote The Smiths while I dissect your prose,
Too deep for the roomânobody knows.
[Bridge]
Iâll diagnose your playlist like a terminal disease,
âIt lacks nuance, darlingâstick to what I decree.â
A self-aware joke wrapped in existential dread,
But ironyâs my shield when the truth goes unsaid.
[Outro]
[Chorus]
Velvet superiority, jangling chords in minor keys,
Vintage guitar, but itâs all brand new to me.
Iâll quote The Smiths while I dissect your prose,
Too deep for the roomânobody knows.
[Outro]