Country Boy

I’m just a country man A country g*n’s in my hand And I don’t care what you think Miller lite is all that I drink On Sundays I hunt for birds And y’know I don’t like n words We should just get rid of those And those god-damned Liberals I’m a country boy in a country world Got my beer right here with my country girl Got a country g*n and a country k***e Just a country boy I live a country life My dog ran away with my god-damned truck And my lil’ sister is the one I f**k Do I go fishing? Well you’re damn darn tootin. Got my fifth of jack and my kids are mutants Got a long a*s beard and my cigarettes And i****t gets my dick erect And I own a farm and I chew tobacco You’d be right if you called me “cracker” I’m a country boy in a country world Got my beer right here with my country girl Got a country g*n and a country k***e Just a country boy I live a country life