Here's a raw, no-filter rap about hating life in Oglethorpe County, Georgia. Straight bars, straight pain.
Title: âOglethorpe County Bluesâ
[Hook]
Yo, I hate this place, Oglethorpe County, man itâs trash,
Red dirt roads, no signal, movinâ slower than molasses,
Everybody know your name, and your mamaâs business too,
Iâm tryna escape this county, tell me what Iâm âposed to do!
[Verse 1]
Crawford, Lexington, Stephensâsame three lights on red,
Dollar General parkinâ lot where all the dreams go d**d,
Internet slower than a turtle on a Xanâ,
Tryna load a YouTube vid, Iâm âbout to break my phone again.
Sheriff rollinâ through like he the king up on the block,
Pull you over for a taillight, now you late to work or not,
Everybody cousin-cousin, family tree donât fork,
Third cousin tryna hollaânah bruh, thatâs too much Oglethorpe!
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Summer hot enough to fry a damn egg on the hood,
Mosquitoes big as horses, swear they sippinâ on my b***d,
One Mexican joint, one Chinese thatâs buffĂ©t,
Everything else is roadkill or whatever Piggly Wiggly left.
Jobs? Ha! You either cut grass or you cook fries,
Or you work at the plant gettinâ cancer by 35,
Kids graduate and bounce soon as they turn eighteen,
Only ones stayinâ back the ones still chasinâ that prom queen.
Friday night lights, yeah the whole town shut down,
For a high school football game on some dusty-a*s brown ground,
Same plays, same cheers, same drunks in the stands,
Iâm screaminâ at the sky, âLord, get me outta no-manâs-land!â
[Hook]
[Bridge]
I dream of ATL, 285 doinâ 90,
Or anywhere with a skyline, a club, and some Wi-Fi thatâs lively,
But Iâm stuck out here where the roosters wake the d**d,
Oglethorpe County got me prayinâ for a wreck.
[Verse 3 â Outro]
One day Iâmma blow, stack this rap money tall,
Buy my mama a new house far away from yâall,
Put the county in the rearview, watch it shrink to a dot,
Oglethorpe, Georgiaâworst place I ever got.
Peace out to the pines, the pigs, and the pain,
If I never see another âGo Titansâ sign again⊠Iâm straight.
Mic drop.
Now somebody get me the hell outta here.