Come on down kids, it is safe here
Michael opens the door, a giraffe wiggles it's ear
The mountain goat baahs and the chimp cheers
Nothing nefarious goin on in this place deer
Go on parents, you're safe with him
He is only a child prodigy turned old within
Deep inside you can find that child missin
Because Michael Spoiled him are you listenin
Dark stories turn out to sometimes be lighter
Go ahead and get mad you might feel a bit brighter
But in this reality, michael is a fighter
Never never land never has been tighter
The parents subside and make their way down the hill
Off into the darkness they seem to think he is chill
But the mood all changes when he slips them some pills
Tylenol for the record, now they all autistic against their will
Oh you thought this song was about something worse
Go ahead and chant somewhere else and reherse
Regardless of the past, these kids were sick in this verse
What did you want them to go out in a hearse
Dark stories turn out to sometimes be lighter
Go ahead and get mad you might feel a bit brighter
But in this reality, michael is a fighter
Never never land never has been tighter
The sickness worsens, the yellow fever ensues
Children just vomiting what is a poor michael to do
The parents wanted him to get sick, this can't be true
He looks at a envelope tucked under one of them too
It reads, Dear Michael, with all due respect
We hated your music, and wanted to just check
If you would take in a sickly orphan or deflect
Onto how you were too busy to give and reflect
Dark stories turn out to sometimes be lighter
Go ahead and get mad you might feel a bit brighter
But in this reality, michael is a fighter
Never never land never has been tighter
Michael gasped, his adoption plea was just granted
He legally wanted each child to be planted
Into the garden of hope that they all chanted
But the monkeys seem hell bent that they get resented
Racing in thoughts, michael begins to think hard
He had a doctor on call, and he always double charged
But call him he did, and soon all were less scarred
This time michael saved the day according to this bard
Dark stories turn out to sometimes be lighter
Go ahead and get mad you might feel a bit brighter
But in this reality, michael is a fighter
Never never land never has been tighter
