[Verse 1] Julie D had the blonde hair, and boots in the dirt Rode horses at sunrise, in a decked out rhinestone skirt She sang Dolly in the shower, knew every line Had a six-string heart and a cowgirl spine Then came Justin with his “Yes ma’am” smile Held the door, talked sweet, tried to stay awhile But she saw through that nice guy glaze Had more red flags than a bullfight on stage [Pre-Chorus] Then Adam showed up, whiskey in hand Boxers on the porch, yellin’ ‘bout “bein’ a man” Lord, that night she took the clue Turned her hat ‘round and said, “I’m through with dudes” [Chorus] Now she’s ridin’ side by side with a girl named May Painted lips, shotgun seat, headin' down that highway Cranked up the twang, boots up on the dash Left those boys in a cloud of ash Justin cried, Adam raged Guess they pushed her all the way She found peace in a cowgirl’s kiss Now she’s livin’ her kind of bliss Blame it on the boys, man what a waste.. Julie turned gay atleast Andy got a taste [Verse 2] She ain't bitter, she just done Found her joy out in the sun Two-steppin’ with her girl at the county fair Those boys still text—she don’t care Justin writes poems, tryna make amends Adam’s still drunk, fightin’ all his friends But Julie's out there, living loud and free With her girl in a flannel, under old oak trees [Pre-Chorus] She gave 'em a chance, tried to believe But nice guy lies and drunk guy screams Made her realize what love could be With someone who sees the real she [Chorus] Now she’s ridin’ side by side with a girl named May Painted lips, shotgun seat, headin' down that highway Cranked up the twang, boots up on the dash Left those boys in a cloud of ash Justin cried, Adam raged Guess they pushed her all the way She found peace in a cowgirl’s kiss Now she’s livin’ her kind of bliss Blame it on the boys, yes they made it a drag Julie turned gay and now she's sporting that rainbow flag [Bridge] Can’t break a wild heart, can't fake a flair But you sure can learn when you're with a girl with blue hair She ain’t mad, she tips her hat Thanks y’all for the mess boys—she ain’t lookin’ back [Final Chorus] Now she’s ridin’ side by side with a girl named May Sippin’ sweet tea while the banjos play Cranked up the twang, boots up on the dash Laughin’ while the past burns fast Justin cried, Adam raged But Julie found a better stage She’s got love, a horse, and fate And the girl who makes her heart vibrate Blame it on the boys, man, what the hell Julie turned gay— just like her friend Yell' [Country trap music outro]