[Verse 1]
Julie D had the blonde hair, and boots in the dirt
Rode horses at sunrise, in a decked out rhinestone skirt
She sang Dolly in the shower, knew every line
Had a six-string heart and a cowgirl spine
Then came Justin with his “Yes ma’am” smile
Held the door, talked sweet, tried to stay awhile
But she saw through that nice guy glaze
Had more red flags than a bullfight on stage
[Pre-Chorus]
Then Adam showed up, whiskey in hand
Boxers on the porch, yellin’ ‘bout “bein’ a man”
Lord, that night she took the clue
Turned her hat ‘round and said, “I’m through with dudes”
[Chorus]
Now she’s ridin’ side by side with a girl named May
Painted lips, shotgun seat, headin' down that highway
Cranked up the twang, boots up on the dash
Left those boys in a cloud of ash
Justin cried, Adam raged
Guess they pushed her all the way
She found peace in a cowgirl’s kiss
Now she’s livin’ her kind of bliss
Blame it on the boys, man what a waste..
Julie turned gay atleast Andy got a taste
[Verse 2]
She ain't bitter, she just done
Found her joy out in the sun
Two-steppin’ with her girl at the county fair
Those boys still text—she don’t care
Justin writes poems, tryna make amends
Adam’s still drunk, fightin’ all his friends
But Julie's out there, living loud and free
With her girl in a flannel, under old oak trees
[Pre-Chorus]
She gave 'em a chance, tried to believe
But nice guy lies and drunk guy screams
Made her realize what love could be
With someone who sees the real she
[Chorus]
Now she’s ridin’ side by side with a girl named May
Painted lips, shotgun seat, headin' down that highway
Cranked up the twang, boots up on the dash
Left those boys in a cloud of ash
Justin cried, Adam raged
Guess they pushed her all the way
She found peace in a cowgirl’s kiss
Now she’s livin’ her kind of bliss
Blame it on the boys, yes they made it a drag
Julie turned gay and now she's sporting that rainbow flag
[Bridge]
Can’t break a wild heart, can't fake a flair
But you sure can learn when you're with a girl with blue hair
She ain’t mad, she tips her hat
Thanks y’all for the mess boys—she ain’t lookin’ back
[Final Chorus]
Now she’s ridin’ side by side with a girl named May
Sippin’ sweet tea while the banjos play
Cranked up the twang, boots up on the dash
Laughin’ while the past burns fast
Justin cried, Adam raged
But Julie found a better stage
She’s got love, a horse, and fate
And the girl who makes her heart vibrate
Blame it on the boys, man, what the hell
Julie turned gay— just like her friend Yell'
[Country trap music outro]
