3 amigos on their day out
Shandy with knock off penguins bars and a trowel
Mike with the greatest green snazzy hat
Simon with yet another bargain
Oh Shandy only had one job to do
But she was having a poo
Oh Shandy only had one job to do
But she really didn't have a clue
Now in costcos and Shandy wouldn't listen to Mike
because she's a dyke
Such sage advice
Mike said this fucking device
Where's my Costco photo gone
Oh Shandy only had job to do
But all she kept saying was
I'm having a poo
But she really hasn't got a clue
Down the aisles
Mike got the bargains
But Shandy goes off in a huff
Mike turns and says well thats tough
Si better look at the Sheds
Before she makes us d**d
Oh Shandy only had one job to do
But she having was a poo
Oh Shandy only had one job to do
But she really hasn't got a clue
She hasn't got a clue
She hasn't got a clue
She hasn't got a clue