[Intro]
[Verse]
My brother’s glued to the blocky grind,
Digging all day, leaving me behind.
“Just one more build!” he’ll shout and plead,
But when I grab the controller, he’s got a headache to feed.
[Chorus]
Oh, he’s king of the Minecraft throne,
Till I ask to play—then he’s gotta m**n.
“My skull’s on fire, my vision’s a wreck!”
Funny how his pain flares when it’s *my* turn to flex!
[Verse]
He’ll f***t creepers, blaze through the Nether night,
But sharing the screen? That’s his trigger for flight.
“The pixels hurt, man, it’s too bright, too loud!”
Yet he’ll mine till dawn, screaming at a cow crowd.
[Pre-chorus]
He thinks he’s winning, but the tables turn,
Now it’s his turn to feel the burn.
[Chorus]
Oh, he’s king of the Minecraft throne,
But his “migraines” vanish when I’m left alone.
Keep your diamonds, your redstone traps—
I’ll c***h your world when you take a nap!
[Chorus]
Oh, he’s king of the Minecraft throne,
Till I take control, he’s got no bone.
Redstone and blocks, I’m the boss now—
He’s got a headache, and so do you!
[Outro]