Minecraft Throne

[Intro] [Verse] My brother’s glued to the blocky grind, Digging all day, leaving me behind. “Just one more build!” he’ll shout and plead, But when I grab the controller, he’s got a headache to feed. [Chorus] Oh, he’s king of the Minecraft throne, Till I ask to play—then he’s gotta m**n. “My skull’s on fire, my vision’s a wreck!” Funny how his pain flares when it’s *my* turn to flex! [Verse] He’ll f***t creepers, blaze through the Nether night, But sharing the screen? That’s his trigger for flight. “The pixels hurt, man, it’s too bright, too loud!” Yet he’ll mine till dawn, screaming at a cow crowd. [Pre-chorus] He thinks he’s winning, but the tables turn, Now it’s his turn to feel the burn. [Chorus] Oh, he’s king of the Minecraft throne, But his “migraines” vanish when I’m left alone. Keep your diamonds, your redstone traps— I’ll c***h your world when you take a nap! [Chorus] Oh, he’s king of the Minecraft throne, Till I take control, he’s got no bone. Redstone and blocks, I’m the boss now— He’s got a headache, and so do you! [Outro]