[Verse 1]
Gather ‘round, ye knights of the noble court!
From Quantium’s halls, where insight is wrought!
A sovereign rises, by charity’s call,
King Syd the First, enthroned over all!
With scrolls of data and charts as his sword,
He rules analytics, our praise is outpoured!
From distant shores to London’s bright stage,
A legend of numbers, a sage of the age!
[Chorus]
Hail, hail, King Syd! Let the trumpets resound!
In spreadsheets and strategy, his glory is crowned!
Through Asda’s great realm, his wisdom shall steer,
Raise high the banners—the future is here!
[Outro]
Now let the games begin, the court shall rejoice,
In Syd’s name we strategize, united in voice!
For Quantium’s kingdom, with charts and with code,
We march into battle, down honor’s bright road!