White Brian

🎵 "White Brian’s Tilted Truck" (Off-Road Fail Anthem) 🎵 (Party trap b**t, think Beastie Boys meets redneck EDM) [Verse 1] Yo it's White Brian, rollin’ out bold, Truck lookin’ sick but the driver’s cold, Climbed that hill like “watch this bro,” Now he stuck sideways — real slow mo. Rockin’ that TRD, think he pro status, But his front tire’s cryin’ like it’s got sadness, Bent like his logic, off-camber crime, Truck’s flexin’ hard — just not at the right time. [Chorus] 🎶 White Brian, what you doin'? Trail said "stop" but your ego kept movin' Tried to flex, now you stressin’ your luck, Lookin’ like a TikTok fail — get that truck un-stuck! 🎶 [Verse 2] Cargo rack on top, no gear inside, But he’s got six stickers that say "let’s ride!" Front end dipped like a nacho chip, That incline said “NOPE!” and gave him the flip. He’s out the cab, hands in the air, Lookin’ like he just lost at musical chairs, Yellin’ at rocks like they betrayed his trust — Nah dude, your line just straight up bust. [Bridge] Tow truck anthem, call it in loud, Brian's got his Tacoma lookin’ real proud, Of how NOT to drive when the trail gets steep, And how to turn off-road into a comedy reel heap. [Final Chorus] 🎶 White Brian, trail king of the stuck, Made a bold move... and a cartoon truck. If you see him rollin’, better clear that ridge, ‘Cause he’ll turn your climb into a YouTube glitch! 🎶