I love a fresh paella
I love chicken curry and rice
I also like a doner kebab
and a meaty pizza slice
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I don’t have diabetes
No ones more shocked than me
I’m rockin’ this bod at twenty two stone
it’ll soon be twenty three
I cannot help my appetite
I’m a fat bloke on a mission.
my menu selection screen
is stuck on repetition.
I stopped eating between meals
To make the weight go away
Now I finally got it down
to seventeen meals a day
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I don’t have diabetes
No ones more shocked than me
I’m rockin’ this bod at twenty two stone
it’ll soon be twenty three
I cannot see my feet no more
Although I know they are there
The local parachute company
make my underwear