Dylan is a queer

Dylan Is Queer" Genre: Funny Punk Rock Tempo: Fast and rowdy [Verse 1] Dylan showed up at the dive bar at eight Wearing glitter boots and a studded dog crate Told the DJ, “Play some Britney or I’ll r**t” Then moshed to Slayer just to keep things quiet [Pre-Chorus] Mom said, “That’s a phase,” — yeah, ten years straight Dad just shrugs while Dylan paints the license plate [Chorus] DYLAN IS QUEER! (And totally rad!) Steals your boyfriend, then makes out with your dad DYLAN IS QUEER! (With eyeliner rage!) Got rainbow brass knuckles and breaks out the cage [Verse 2] Got a tattoo that says “gender’s a joke” Flips the bird while sippin’ matcha and coke Leads the pride parade with a battle cry Spray paints “LOVE SUCKS” on a corporate tie [Pre-Chorus] Never asked for your opinion, Steve Just tosses glitter, then takes their leave [Chorus] DYLAN IS QUEER! (And cooler than you) Drives a pink hearse with a skeleton crew DYLAN IS QUEER! (And they don’t care) Blew up the binary with purple hair [Bridge – Screamed Punk Style] No shame! No rules! No cishet-fueled schools! Just a queer punk rebel Flipping all your old tools! [Final Chorus] DYLAN IS QUEER! (And punk as hell) Wrote this song just to raise some yell DYLAN IS QUEER! (Go cry, Chad) Not a phase — just a fabulous fad [Outro – Spoken] “And if you’ve got a problem with that… Dylan says, ‘get in line.’”