Stephen the Cheater

[Intro] [Verse 1] Well, the dice were rollin', tiles on the table, Stephen leaned back, sly as the devil. Scrabble night, but he’s got tricks up his sleeve, A pocket full of "Z"s and a mind to deceive. [Chorus] Oh, Stephen, Stephen, cheatin’ with the letters! You thought you’d win, but we know better! Spellin’ lies with your crooked grin, Rock’n’roll rebel in a word-game sin! [Verse 2] He slid an “S” where a “T” oughta be, Faked a “QUIZ” with an extra “E”. But the room caught fire when Jenny leaned in, Snatched his blank tile—the proof of his sin! [Chorus] Oh, Stephen, Stephen, cheatin’ with the letters! You thought you’d win, but we know better! Spellin’ lies with your crooked grin, Rock’n’roll rebel in a word-game sin! [Bridge] Now the board’s a mess, the tiles all scream, Stephen’s rep’s gone like a shattered dream. He tried to bluff, but the jig was up, A three-letter word spelled “J-A-I-L” for the pup! [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Oh, Stephen, Stephen, cheatin’ with the letters! You thought you’d win, but we know better! Spellin’ lies with your crooked grin, Rock’n’roll rebel in a word-game sin! [Outro]