She’s a gray-black storm with a snowy nose, Four little s

She’s a gray-black storm with a snowy nose, Four little socks and a diva’s pose. Thinks she’s a lap dog, but she’s built like a tank, Temper like thunder when her plans hit a blank. Leaf blower’s her nemesis, she’ll bark it away, Side-eyes your dinner—*her* plate’s the buffet. The backyard’s her kingdom, the couch is her throne, If you say “no treats,” she’ll yell through your bones! Oh, Chloe, you’re a maniac in fur, Screamin’, schemin’, rules are a blur. You’re the boss, the big baby, the shoe-chewin’ queen, In and out twenty times just to keep us keen. Yeah, Chloe, you’re a hurricane on paws, Diva of the house, breakin’ all the laws! She’ll take out your cat, chase squirrels for sport, Tantrums at midnight ’cause she’s *always* cut short. White chest puffed out like she’s wearin’ a crown, Eats your Crocs slow just to shut the whole town. You’ll beg for mercy when she plants her stare, That husky side-eye says, “Life isn’t fair!” She’ll howl at the moon, then demand your bed, “This pillow’s mine—human, go rest your head!” Oh, Chloe, you’re a maniac in fur, Screamin’, schemin’, rules are a blur. You’re the boss, the big baby, the shoe-chewin’ queen, In and out twenty times just to keep us keen. Yeah, Chloe, you’re a hurricane on paws, Diva of the house, breakin’ all the laws! She’s a rebel with a cause and a bark that could stun, Loves bein’ the center—oh, look, here she comes! Runs the show like a tyrant, but we’re all obsessed, Crazy Pitbull husky—man, she’s just the best. Oh, Chloe, you’re a maniac in fur, Screamin’, schemin’, rules are a blur. You’re the boss, the big baby, the shoe-chewin’ queen, In and out twenty times just to keep us keen. Yeah, Chloe, you’re a hurricane on paws, Diva of the house, breakin’ all the laws!