She’s a gray-black storm with a snowy nose,
Four little socks and a diva’s pose.
Thinks she’s a lap dog, but she’s built like a tank,
Temper like thunder when her plans hit a blank.
Leaf blower’s her nemesis, she’ll bark it away,
Side-eyes your dinner—*her* plate’s the buffet.
The backyard’s her kingdom, the couch is her throne,
If you say “no treats,” she’ll yell through your bones!
Oh, Chloe, you’re a maniac in fur,
Screamin’, schemin’, rules are a blur.
You’re the boss, the big baby, the shoe-chewin’ queen,
In and out twenty times just to keep us keen.
Yeah, Chloe, you’re a hurricane on paws,
Diva of the house, breakin’ all the laws!
She’ll take out your cat, chase squirrels for sport,
Tantrums at midnight ’cause she’s *always* cut short.
White chest puffed out like she’s wearin’ a crown,
Eats your Crocs slow just to shut the whole town.
You’ll beg for mercy when she plants her stare,
That husky side-eye says, “Life isn’t fair!”
She’ll howl at the moon, then demand your bed,
“This pillow’s mine—human, go rest your head!”
Oh, Chloe, you’re a maniac in fur,
Screamin’, schemin’, rules are a blur.
You’re the boss, the big baby, the shoe-chewin’ queen,
In and out twenty times just to keep us keen.
Yeah, Chloe, you’re a hurricane on paws,
Diva of the house, breakin’ all the laws!
She’s a rebel with a cause and a bark that could stun,
Loves bein’ the center—oh, look, here she comes!
Runs the show like a tyrant, but we’re all obsessed,
Crazy Pitbull husky—man, she’s just the best.
Oh, Chloe, you’re a maniac in fur,
Screamin’, schemin’, rules are a blur.
You’re the boss, the big baby, the shoe-chewin’ queen,
In and out twenty times just to keep us keen.
Yeah, Chloe, you’re a hurricane on paws,
Diva of the house, breakin’ all the laws!