Dave stinks like a broken sewer at a mortuary.He never has a bat

Dave stinks like a broken sewer at a mortuary.He never has a bath or shower. smeg on his man meat and blue cheese on his balls. he makes your eyes sting when he walks in to a room. he wears c*m and poop covered clothes he stole from a tramps bin. he makes tramps smell like sunshine and flowers. he makes exhumed corpses smell like a bride on her wedding day