Champions and Chaos

[Verse 1] The Boozin’ Bruisers raised the trophy high, Nineteen seasons, finally touched the sky. Geggy’s crown of losers won’t fade away, Lakey’s trades got the whole league sayin’, “Hey!” Waddy and Walt, young guns on the rise, Dave and Cousin Nick, schemin’ for the prize. Moe’s Sasquatches stumbled, lost their might, A year of shadows where nothin’ went right. [Chorus] Champions and chaos under Friday night lights, Victory’s sweet, but the drama never dies. From the Fuhrer’s furlough to the comeback trail, We’re all just racin’ for that holy grail. [Verse 2] Midgets crashed hard, d**d last in the dust, Coitus got benched when the Fuhrer lost trust. Fritz and Chopblock laced up for the f***t, Darren’s huntin’ five, Jared’s chasin’ light. Sasquatch prints faded, but the fire’s still there, A league of legends, b***d sweat and swear. [Bridge] The Commish counts rings, five’s the magic name, Jared’s heart’s still burnin’, playin’ the long game. Trade winds whisper, rivalries ignite, Nineteen seasons rollin’—ain’t no end in sight. [Chorus] Champions and chaos under Friday night lights, Victory’s sweet, but the drama never dies. From the Fuhrer’s furlough to the comeback trail, We’re all just racin’ for that holy grail. [Outro]